Saturday, May 16, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Good morning everyone nice to see you all here today. I am happy to report the President’s new dog Bo is doing very well. I thing that all of you have been doing a great job. We have put many animals into their forever homes. The one that we still have we want to make them a comfortable a possible while they are here. Now any animal that has not been re homed will stay with us until they do. We never put a healthy animal down for any reason. Foxy and Jess have been reporting to me about Angle Fluffy’s Mom(Auntie Fran) takes dogs for walks and seeing many rehomed to their forever homes. This is what I like to hear from everyone. I want to make sure our animals are very comfortable and getting their walks for the day. Kennels must be kept immaculate and food and water must be available at all times. Well as you see Desmond has got a new hot dog stand so he will be providing all the food for our meetings and will be at Brickie’s Pub for your convenience every day. I would like to thank you all for coming and have a great day everyone.
Monday, April 13, 2009
God morning everyone. It’s great to see all of you today. I have an announcement to make today the President of the US has a new Dog Called Bo he is a Portuguese water dog. So we have a lot of work in front of us in the next few months getting him trained and all settled in the Whitehouse. I see many of us have seemed to have lost interest in the Whitehouse office. So anyone that doesn’t want to participate in the office and I will replace you. I hope I do not have to do that because so many of you are doing a great job. I have a plane to catch so this meeting will be short and sweet. I need your reports in so I can send them off to my superiors. There will be a Directors Meeting on Friday. Also I need my catering department to show up at the directors meeting on Friday. Thank you all for attending. Well It’s back to work enjoy the refreshments
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Good morning everyone. Sorry about the Directors meeting but many of us were attending Angus’ stag do. Now I have to report that we have a new staff member Harley (everyone claps) He will be in the security division. This will be a short meeting today I have to meet with some executives from France so Trevor with be on that meeting as he is the head of foreign affairs. Please be aware that there is a Directors meeting on Friday so I need you reports in by Wednesday so Zahli can type them up. Angel Fluffy has been giving reports to Foxy and Jess every week on the SPCA re homing animals for us. Also Teddy has kept us up to par on Dog Trust and getting there dogs forever homes. Well I must make this meeting it is very important. So I will end this meeting and you may be on your war of course after the refreshment. Then back to work Please!!!!!!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Good morning everyone. Welcome to our staff meeting today. I see some new members are attending today and I also have hired a new bodyguard in the security department. I would like to welcome Harley Tyra’s Brother. I know he will be a great addition to our staff. I would like to announce that the First Lady Little Mo has scheduled many meetings for next the month of April. She is very busy raising funds for our cause. I have been asked but a few of you that you would like to be paid in markies so that will be possible and anyone else that would like to be paid that way let my secretary Zahli know. Now Billy-B has been working hard on the legal side with all the adoptions of our pets. I am very happy with the job he is doing. There is a Stag Do on Thursday for Angus so I will need some bodyguards for the occasion. Maxy Moo will be my special body guard along with Teddy the English Ambassador. Well I am keeping this short as we all have a lot of work to do so enjoy the refreshments and back to work we shall go.