Saturday, May 16, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Good morning everyone nice to see you all here today. I am happy to report the President’s new dog Bo is doing very well. I thing that all of you have been doing a great job. We have put many animals into their forever homes. The one that we still have we want to make them a comfortable a possible while they are here. Now any animal that has not been re homed will stay with us until they do. We never put a healthy animal down for any reason. Foxy and Jess have been reporting to me about Angle Fluffy’s Mom(Auntie Fran) takes dogs for walks and seeing many rehomed to their forever homes. This is what I like to hear from everyone. I want to make sure our animals are very comfortable and getting their walks for the day. Kennels must be kept immaculate and food and water must be available at all times. Well as you see Desmond has got a new hot dog stand so he will be providing all the food for our meetings and will be at Brickie’s Pub for your convenience every day. I would like to thank you all for coming and have a great day everyone.
Monday, April 13, 2009
God morning everyone. It’s great to see all of you today. I have an announcement to make today the President of the US has a new Dog Called Bo he is a Portuguese water dog. So we have a lot of work in front of us in the next few months getting him trained and all settled in the Whitehouse. I see many of us have seemed to have lost interest in the Whitehouse office. So anyone that doesn’t want to participate in the office and I will replace you. I hope I do not have to do that because so many of you are doing a great job. I have a plane to catch so this meeting will be short and sweet. I need your reports in so I can send them off to my superiors. There will be a Directors Meeting on Friday. Also I need my catering department to show up at the directors meeting on Friday. Thank you all for attending. Well It’s back to work enjoy the refreshments
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Good morning everyone. Sorry about the Directors meeting but many of us were attending Angus’ stag do. Now I have to report that we have a new staff member Harley (everyone claps) He will be in the security division. This will be a short meeting today I have to meet with some executives from France so Trevor with be on that meeting as he is the head of foreign affairs. Please be aware that there is a Directors meeting on Friday so I need you reports in by Wednesday so Zahli can type them up. Angel Fluffy has been giving reports to Foxy and Jess every week on the SPCA re homing animals for us. Also Teddy has kept us up to par on Dog Trust and getting there dogs forever homes. Well I must make this meeting it is very important. So I will end this meeting and you may be on your war of course after the refreshment. Then back to work Please!!!!!!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Good morning everyone. Welcome to our staff meeting today. I see some new members are attending today and I also have hired a new bodyguard in the security department. I would like to welcome Harley Tyra’s Brother. I know he will be a great addition to our staff. I would like to announce that the First Lady Little Mo has scheduled many meetings for next the month of April. She is very busy raising funds for our cause. I have been asked but a few of you that you would like to be paid in markies so that will be possible and anyone else that would like to be paid that way let my secretary Zahli know. Now Billy-B has been working hard on the legal side with all the adoptions of our pets. I am very happy with the job he is doing. There is a Stag Do on Thursday for Angus so I will need some bodyguards for the occasion. Maxy Moo will be my special body guard along with Teddy the English Ambassador. Well I am keeping this short as we all have a lot of work to do so enjoy the refreshments and back to work we shall go.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Good morning everyone. I am glad you all could attend today. I am very sorry about the Staff Meeting Tuesday I got caught up in a meeting at Doggy Snaps. So it was too late to have the meeting. You did notice that we have some new members to our staff. Toby from Fluffy mummy is going to work with Dylan and the Cats and Honey will be working with Molly and Floss doing the Mail. Now I have had some good reports from Foxy and Jess and Molly and Holly but the rest of you are not giving me reports for your departments. I need to know what is happening in your departments and this must be reported to my superiors. As you know the President is about to get his new dog so we have to be ready for that with the utmost top priority. We will be in charge of training and boarding this new dog. I need some input on how we will handle this situation. Well that about covers our meeting today. So have a great weekend and keep those tails a wagging!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Toney clears his throat to get everyone attention) Good morning everyone. We are doing so well with re homing our dogs. I am very proud of you. The president said the new dog of his will arrive soon so we have to be ready to train and get this dog in top shape for the President to handle him or her, I can’t wait till this dog arrives. No my first Lady mo has put something in the forums that is very important. She is totally right about happy hour. It is not the only thing we are suppose to do. We have lots of work to do around here to keep us busy forever. She is doing her part in the fundraising Department. I need you all here at all times during the week because we can not let things slack around here. When it is a work day I expect to see you working. Well that is enough for today. Foxy and Jess have given me their reports. And so have Holly and Bella now I do expect more reports from my directors. Meeting adjourned. (They all clap and run for the refreshments)
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Good morning everyone. I would like to introduce some new Staff today. Foxy and Jess has joined us in rehoming animals they have a few new connections that we need to help us in rehoming animals. (everyone claps since the are great friends on Doggy Snaps) Also my First Lady Little Mo has hired some new secretaries for her scheduling meetings and so on. Mac and Milo (yeah!!!!! from the staff) they are some new comers on Doggy Snaps so give them a fine welcome. (They all clap and Milo and Mac stand up and bow) I know they will work out for my First Lady very well. She is planning many Socials that she has to attend in the future. Speaking of Socials I will be giving a social soon for some representatives from some foreign countries so I need you all to be on your best behavior. I will be putting up some more pictures of the staff at their desks working. I have to give some credit to My Mom for making the office picture she did it all on her own without any help. (Everyone claps) Well it’s time for refreshments so on you way and have a great day. Oh wait! Also Remember Happy hour is at Brickies every Wednesday from now on. Maxy Moo says he will keep it open everyday (even weekends) so if you would like to stop for a drink after work at any time you are welcome. Ok that is it for today!!!! (The Staff claps and runs for the food.)hahahhahahahaha
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Good morning everyone. I am very happy to say that our Happy hour was a big success this week. Hope the crowd grows every week. Now as you know you are my Directors and I need you to keep your departments in line. Every department is very important and I know you all can do a bit more to make things run a little smoother. I still have not got all the report from the Department heads. I need to know what is happening in each department so if there are any problems I can fix them. When it comes around to bonus time you will be upset that you received what you have deserved. So get your reports in and try and keep your department in line. We do not need complaints from the President about this. Then we will all loose our jobs. Maxy Moo’s Mom has sent us some food for today so I want you to help yourselves to the food and refreshments. I would like to thank her for her kindness in taking the time to make us something for our meeting. Well that’s it for today. Good luck everyone and have a nice day.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Good day everyone it’s good to see you all together. You all have been working very hard these past few weeks and I am very proud to say that we have re-homed many animals this week. Dylan has done a wonderful job re-homing a lot of kittens we have receive this past week . Jingles has been working hard with the organizing the kennels for the many animals that we have. My First Lady Mo has had her Wags Meeting this past week and is working hard on getting funds for our cause. She needs a secretary to keep all of her appointments for meetings and typing out all her meeting notes. She will be taking applications for that the next week or two. Trevor has been taking good care of our Foreign Correspondence this week. We need all the help we can get. Tomorrow we have our Happy hour At Brickies (everyone claps and yells yeah!!!!!!!) I know you all enjoy the Happy Hours we attend it breaks some of the tension for the hard work that we do. Well I will make this short so we can get back to work. Now if there are any comments or questions they can be put into the forums or there is a comment box at the end of this post. So off you go your are welcome to the refreshments and then back to work we go!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, March 6, 2009
Good morning to everyone welcome to the Director and Staff meeting. I am very pleased to say that I have gotten some very good reports for most of you. Zahli has typed them up and I have to sign them. We have now put Dog trust on our site which is doing just about the same thing we are. So we can work together in our endeavors. I see that Maxy Moo has now joined us welcome back. You know you have a lot of duties to perform so I need you here not in a hole some where, ( everyone laughs) . All the kennel look great and we had some problems with a fire hydrant the other day that Pippa and Micaela took care of. My Mail has finally arrived. Molly and Floss delivered it yesterday and I have some many letters to open. Bella and Holly have been reporting to me very well on the forums so make sure if you have any problems please let me know there. My assistant Jenny still doesn’t know who her secretary is. I don’t know what I shall do with her. ( they all laugh and say she is painting her toe nails) hahahhahaahha Well off to our refreshments now so have a good weekend and I will see you all on Tuesday.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Well Happy Hour was a success this week many more attended than last week. Hope the amount grows even more next week. We need to relax and have some fun at times so keep showing up and have a cockertail or two. Don't forget staff meeting tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! See you all there!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
Good morning everyone I am glad you all could attend this meeting. Will be changing this meeting from Monday to Tuesday because of Zahli’s, my dear secretary, is giving dance lessons on Mondays for everyone. I have to say they are very enjoyable. Now back to the work at hand. Our progress has been very good this past week. We have re-homed many animals this week, which keeps the cost down in feeding them all and cleaning after them. Our k9 Coordinator Jingles is doing a fine job. My First Lady Mo will be starting to do some fund raisers for our organization. She will need some bodyguards when she travels from place to please Maxy Moo I need that taken care of right away. Since the President has not gotten himself a dog yet we can use the royal suit for other important animals that come in for re-homing. I will be traveling to England in the next couple weeks to meet with the English Ambassador Teddy for some advise in what is happening in England with how Dog trust re-homes there animals. Now I have Angel fluffy on watch in what is going on in the offices. She has already reported to me on some issues that are going on. I will meet with her soon to talk over the problems we are having in a beak- in in Maxy Moo’s office. He has some high security documents in there and we don’t want them to get into the wrong hands. Well that concludes the meeting for today. I like to keep these meeting short and brief so we can get our work done. So it is refreshment time enjoy!!!!!!!
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Good day everyone welcome to our first directors meeting. I am very Happy that you all could attend. These meeting are mandatory. I would first of all thank all of you for doing a fine job as being directors of you departments. Maxy Moo is doing a very good job in his position. Security is one of the most important jobs in this Office. My Legal Advisor Billy-B has been legalizing all the staffs important papers they are to sign for their pay and retirement and so on. Zhali has been an the Ball keeping all my records and taking dictation for me as she is doing for the meeting today. We have acquired an English Ambassador Teddy to take care of The Dog trust in his country. Trevor is taking Care of all other Foreign Correspondence for our office. Bella and Holly are the Directors of Kennels making sure our homeless animals have a good home until we find them one. Very nice job by the way. (everyone claps a little mumble in the crowd) All right all right now back to business. Now Dylan is the Director of felines he is eating that job up he love the kittens especially. Ozzy is the Director of Entertainment which from time to time we will be entertaining foreign correspondents so he has his job cut out for him. Our Directors of Fire Engines and Fire Hydrant are Pippa and Michaela and they are on a mission right now and couldn’t be here but I had reports from them they will soon return. Now Jenny will be taking over from time to time so I hope she doesn’t mind the responsibility. At our next meeting I will expect reports from everyone out loud so they have to be in by Wednesday before our next meeting. Now I had mentioned that there will be no hanky panky going on in the offices. Please do what you have to do when you are gone home. Well that’s it for today I will take questions on the forums so keep me posted on any problems or concerns. Have a great day and we will go back to work.
To all the Directors of DS Whitehouse Office hope to see all of you hear a 10 am please. This is Directors only so the rest of the Staff it's work as normal. You All are doing a great job so let's keep the good work up. Our Lovely animals need us.Now Teddy you elephant is at the zoo so you can use him when ever you need him. haahhahahahha I will be back on tomorrow with the Directors meeting so have a good day.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Hi Everyone thanks for coming to day I have some issues I would like to take care of before we start. There will be no hanky panky going on in the offices. The job is very serious. We have a lot of work to take care of so I Do not want to have to mention this again. Now Maxy Moo has given out the appropriate uniforms and badges to everyone. As all of you know during the week you can go on the forums with any questions and problems you may have. I want to express my gratitude to Jenny when she takes over for me. I may Have Jenny run some of these Staff meeting for from time to time. I may have to take trips for meetings in other parts of the country. So I won’t be here all the time. As you see that Teddy has become our English Ambassador and I will have meetings with him through the next few months. I won’t be taking any questions today as I know you are all ready for your refreshment and snacks. By the way Maxy don’t eat everything before other people have gotten some. Thank you for being here We will meet again next Monday. Friday I will make sure there is a directors meeting. Meeting Adjourned (Everybody runs for the refreshments and Maxy is waiting like a gentleman.)
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Happy Valentines Day everyone hope you had a wonderful Day with all your Sweethearts. As you know it was Billy-B's Birthday and He turned five years old. We would like to give him congratulations on his joy est occasion. He will be having his party in the summer so we shall look forward to that. The Zoo called yesterday and Said they would take Teddy and Maxy Moo's elephant for a while in case they have to use it again. Well that is it for today. See you all Monday bright and early.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Today is Wednesday and it is Happy hour after all our hardwork today. So Maxy Moo has sugested Brickie's Pup So I will see you all there for Cockertails. Maxy Moo is providing his pig ears so enjoy!!!!!! Also I would like to say everyone so far is doing a wonderful job. Thank You for being such a wonderful Staff. Please leave your questions or any problems on the forums in DS.
Thank You All Toney
Thank You All Toney
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Good morning everyone I want to welcome you to our first staff meeting. I am very impressed with this staff. I know we will do a great job for our homeless animals and training of the presidents new dog (cough cough) when he gets one hahahahahaha (The staff a laughs.) As you know that Maxy Moo is my director of security. He will get all the uniforms and badges ready for you. Now we have many other staff members that are directors and I feel they will do an excellent job in their positions. Are there any questions? Milo “Yes I would like to know what we will get paid for our positions?” Good question!!!! You will be paid in Bonios in according to your position. You will speak to your department heads for you information about how many. They have been sent out letters made by my fine secretary Zahli. She has already been very busy getting thing organized for me. Jenny my assistant has been working hard to get all departments in order also. Any other questions? Yeah Maxy Moo raises his hand Yes Maxy Moo “ When do we eat?” (Everyone laughs) As soon as the meeting is done witch is right now. Ok everyone Meeting adjourned
Friday, February 6, 2009
You have entered Toney's White house office. Located in the Oval Office in Washington DC. He is the Commissioner of Dog Training and Helping re home homeless animals. He has Started to build his staff right now the posting will be put up formally February 7Th 09. He is now taking applications and appointing as they come in.
Lexi - The First Lady's Dress Designer
Zahli's assistant, Molly
Director of Security
Mail Carriers Floss and Molly
Food Inspector Bonnie & Catering
Mutley Party Organizer
Food Inspector Bonny
Guardian Angel Fluffy
Director of Kennels
Bella and Holly
Members of Australian Army Base
Director of Entertainment
Director of Fire Engines and Hydrants
Director of Felines
Kia and Jackson Dylan's Assistants
Staff is Almost Complete
Hi Everyone Well Toney's staff is almost complete and I hope everyone is ready to start to work. Every Monday there will be a staff meeting to get reports from all the staff and their progress. Directors only meeting will be on Fridays. So hope to see you all there. We will be having refreshments during our meetings and no alcohol during work. We will be attending Happy hour every Wednesday in a pup to be named at a later date. Friends and Family are welcome. Will be back with more news soon.
Thank you Your Commissioner Toney
Thank you Your Commissioner Toney